What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
So I’ve been thinking lately how empowering it is to see such a huge bitch elected for top office of our nation. Like, how freeing. If they can be a raging bitch, then so can I! I can finally let her loose! I’ve been keeping her in check for so long. You know, minding my manners, being respectable, not being rude or offensive. Playing the game.
But the game changed! What a relief! We don’t have to be nice anymore. We don’t have to respect our co-workers or any people at all. We don’t have to offer empathy or sympathy. No need for kindness or self-control! We don’t have to care if we hurt someone’s feelings or say something inappropriate. We’re not going to abide by social norms or expectations anymore! What a bunch of snowflakes, right? Be mad, see if we care! Hater’s gonna hate!
What’s so exciting is this is the perfect time for me and my female counterparts who have recently (or even not so recently) entered our forties. It is really our time to shine. I love this for us. 💅
In case you didn’t know, once a woman hits her forties, her give-a-damn gets pretty busted. A lot of us try to reign it in, but our leadership has shown us that’s not necessary! Let it out, let it fly! Be a menace. Be a raving egotistical sociopath! The more unhinged the better! Knock down everyone in your way. Work those manipulation techniques. Hit ‘em where it hurts. Hit ‘em before they hit you. Fight dirty and fight fast. Don’t listen to anyone who tells you otherwise. Never accept criticism. Those people are idiots!
You are great. You are actually the greatest. The very best. No one has ever been quite as great as you. And sure there are people who will get upset, but they are cry babies. Honestly, we’re done with cry babies. Suck it up buttercups!
So fuck him, and fuck you too
-Eminem
